A first Tour de France week as we know it

And they're off! 3430.5 kilometres to go and lots of obstacles to clear - this was what the first week of the Tour has brutally reminded everyone of. The replacement of the prologue with a road stage was a strange choice and looking at it from an entertainment point of view, not entirely a successful one. A short time trial might not suit some riders but it can be dramatic for the right reasons, unlike the first stage which was dramatic for the wrong reasons: Crashes (or as Radio Tour says so eloquently, "Chute").

It's so expected that there will be people on the floor that they even have a classification for crashing, which surprisingly isn't yet sponsored: chute grave (serious), chute massive (crash with lots of riders involved), chute avec consequence (someone got hurt) and chute sans consequence (someone fell off but it didn't draw enough blood to worry about).

Robert Millar was one of the last pure climbers of the Tour de France, winning several stages in the mountain stages and finishing fourth overall in 1984. He is also the only English speaker to have ever won the prestigious polka-dot jersey climber's competition jersey.

Millar retired in 1995 but has continued to follow the sport closely. He was often critical of the media and quickly cuts through the excuses and spin to understand why and how riders win and lose.